Elizabeth Hurly enjoys the country

Yeah, even in sarcasm/irony, I just wasn’t willing to go any more...authentic.

“Oh, could I help with your joke on those delightful coloured colonial people?”

No, you fool! Now we only have 259,999,999,999.999995 cubic miles left!

Well, the Earth is ...(googles)... about 260 billion cubic miles in volume. We humans are a phenomenally destructive species, but we aren’t a 260-billion-cubic-miles-of-rock-and-iron destructive species. (Not yet, at least.)

I know - I just learned about his new special a couple of days ago and was planning to watch.... Now I think I’m going to have to give it a while. :(

Peddling? Really?

I just had to look this up - I was thinking, “What don’t people like about this vegetable seed company?”

http://literallyunbelievable.org/ is the site for you! (Although they haven’t updated for a while.)

Bearing Strait

My first thought was, “Is he trying to revive A Different World?”

Oatmeal chocolate chip, if that’s okay, please.

I really like her too. She’s beautiful and smart and sassy, and will call you out on your anti-vaccine bullshit.

He’s just from Canada, eh?

So noted, for the record.

So noted, for the record.

That, or mandolin.

Note to self: re-reread that RuPaul tweet.

Nope yourself. The well-respected NY Daily News backs me up on this.

But...there’s a brown dude on BBT. Ergo: Kumail. QED.

Pretty sure he is.