He’s the Indian guy on Big Bang Theory, I think.

Or Meryl and Mamie.

(it is a JJ Abrams joke)

Every time I am reminded that Abigail Breslin’s Twitter handle is @yoabbaabba it brightens my day. :)

Trevor Noah always gives me the dudebro “im just kidding” vibe and i am not here for it.

Weird Al is the absolute winner of life.

Green and fuzzy?

Pretty sure Jemaine’s from Australia. How else could you possibly explain this commercial?

“free reign”

Matrices

I don’t care who this offends, but I like juice. It’s yummy.

“Dr. Manhattan, what the hell are you doing?”

The Official Cat Reaction to “OMG THERE’S A THING ON MY FACE” will never not be hilarious to me.

What do you expect from a Gawker website - professionalism?

As soon as I heard that she’d used this song, I knew for certain that this headline was on its way.

for us, it will point heavenward.

This hinged-arm corkscrew is on the shortlist of my must-have kitchen items. I love it.

“What’s a pencil lead?”

That’s funny...I’d thought it was an “O” he forgot to add.

I have it on good authority that all those 75,000 people were really there for the Decemberists concert.