HerezAThought
HerezAThought
HerezAThought

But are they being paid by the trip or the pound?

Half of us can’t be bothered to wear a mask or get vaccinated, in the face of a disease killing hundreds of thousands of Americans. 

They have evolved to circumnavigate the globe every year. This incredible effort suggests they have millions of years of experience on the merits of flight as a survival strategy. And I’m sure when the first alien spacecraft lands in our backyard, we’ll run, too. 

I will never touch a remote with those stupid channel buttons again!

Put lead in gasoline and invented freon.  I’m sure he didn’t mean to poison millions of people, but he did. 

My guess is that a matte finish can, under the right conditions, act like camoflage and someone might rear-end you.  Same is also true of a shiny finish.

Yeah THAT’s the weird thing in the photo.  Not the fact that he looks like the love child of Rasputin and ZZ Top. 

If it was possible, surely someone would have gone back in time and let us know.

But do people want Tivos?

The real question is not “How much is this TV worth?” The question is “How much will I pay to have this TV 3 or 4 years early?”

He should run from Red Bull like the plague! That second seat is cursed. Or more specifically, the car is designed and set up around Max Verstappen and only Verstappen. We all suspect it to some degree or another. If they can’t get that car to perform without being on the edge of cutting loose at all times, then get a

HANG UP___________ UR PHONE

Great! More personal data for them to accidentally dump into the public domain and then promise to do better in the future.

Is it wrong that my first order will be for badminton rackets? 

I can’t wait to see the dust accumulate behind my tv.

This is what happens when toys are commissioned by a committee of adult children. Reminds me of 30 Rock: “We’ve invented the pontiac aztek.”

I have PTSD from a long assignment with this thing:

I could not stare at those bangs or whatever the hell they are and continue to read the article.  What is going on up there???

You forgot Northern Light.