Hostis humani generis; enemies of the human race.

That's not love...

I like to feel that we are not celebrating death, but justice.

Mr. Asterisk.

XD

"Me either."*

Which one inconvenienced me more? The red ring of death. I never used my credit card on the PS3.

High fives a goat?

Tomorrow: Man accidentally slits wrist while imitating videogame

Those people don't know the horrors of facebook, probably.

I hear rumors that he is a confirmed squad member, and that Brandon Keener has been recording for weeks now.

I think it looks too small for a Yahg, more likely a Batarian.

Augh! It's just not the same!

When I'm playing, he likes to drink a large volume of liquors often.

Damnit! Why'd you have to point that out. Now I can't un-see it.

Someone take Shepard to a urinal!

Right here, I'll start a fund to form a developer to pitch this to Nintendo. Then I will abscond with the corporate funds to the Philippines..

Except people who are also artists, who then tend to check out their other work.

The best thing about this is that it is ostensibly possible, within the "Reincarnated Heroes" timeline idea.

I am hurt, but also relieved.