HellyJenkins
HellyJenkins
HellyJenkins

I found out last week that I am pregnant after my partner and I spent close to a year trying to conceive. I am overjoyed, elated, excited yada yada, but TBH I already hate being pregnant. I’m hoping much of this will pass once I get to the second trimester, but I feel terrible 100% of the time.

Leggings will be pants til the day I die

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

Good luck!

Had that before! Our bodies totally troll us as soon as we starting TTC!

26 months of TTC here, I feel your pain. I know I’m just a random internet stranger, but try googling for the ‘sperm meets egg’ plan, if you haven't already. I found it after 26 months, and it worked for us first time! Baby is 3 months old now :-)

This is also how it goes when you really DON’T want to be pregnant, oddly enough. EVERYTHING MIGHT BE A SYMPTOM.

Ha! Same. Cycle 6 and every twinge means something. It can drive ya crazy.

Several friends said their first sign was their boobs hurting. So my SO has taken to jokingly squeezing one of my boobs and saying “pregnancy test!”

This is a picture a friend sent me this week. It reminds me of why it is vitally important for all of us to get more hats on cats. Nay, demand them.

Pennsylvania cops...

Solutions:

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

Only a handful of the dudes I’ve banged have been fat (and I would describe 2 of them as “chubby” really). On my end though, I have asked (and other times I can just tell) that I’m the fattest gal most of these dudes have had sex with. And in my younger days I totally put up with seeing guys have fun with me privately

I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.