agro......ok maybe i’m just really white or maybe it’s my years of World Of Warcraft. Nevertheless all i can think off is Daniel Craig beating the shit out of a dragon to keep it from killing the spell casters and healers.

“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

Wow.

Fuck Legendary pictures for blue-balling us fans for 3 years in a row.

In his Facebook profile photo, which is being widely used by the media, he’s wearing a jacket with the flags of Rhodesia and apartheid-era South Africa.

Listen...I am tired.

From the AP Style Guide:

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

how are all of you getting these shots that make you look like models??

We both WEPT, as we knew we would, and it was one of the reasons we arranged to marry in a completely private ceremony (with only the officiant, and photogs there as witnesses). We both had hankies in hand bc we knew it would be a weepy mess. Miraculously my makeup survived (one of the main reasons I got lash…

Ha! I actually have a funny story about this.

I teared up and cried a bit. My husband, however, ugly-sobbed his way through it. It was amazing.

The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion.

Robert Downey Jr. won’t let ScarJo, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth into his squad.

It’s not that hard. Write something. Convince someone to proof it. Throw a cover together or pay $30 or so for a professionally designed one. Upload to Amazon. Flog on Twitter. Repeat.

Yup. That’s why I took it. It softens the cervix so the doctor can get the bastard in there.

I'll just leave this here.

I wonder if all these people regret having kids because they don't LET THEM ALONE for a minute.