My abusive uncle actually uttered those words to my aunt. My skin just crawled into the bones.

first of all: no.

I hope you live alone

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

"Why do you make me hit you?"

Wow, kinda unfair to have a discussion about domestic violence without the input of women... Or in this case, actual human beings.

It's obviously a joke, but something being "a joke" doesn't mean it's not harmful.

They managed to degrade both trans women and cis women who don't fit the acceptable "curvy" mold in one fell swoop. Gotta hand it to them, I guess...

Although it's obvious that your head is up your ass, I feel compelled to at least comment on your totally incorrect and baseless comment that the Portland Women's Crisis Line is corrupt, that the fundraiser will result in an "obscene bonus" or that there even such a thing as "high ranking executive" there. Pull your…

AS SOON AS IM 18 IM GETTING MY OWN APARTMENT!

PUT THE PICTURES OF THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES BACK. DO YOU THINK PHOTO RIGHTS GROW ON TREES, YOUNG LADY?

Only problem with this: Now I want grilled cheese.

Good, because no one is asking you to fire up the "outrage turbine"! This is a story about a restaurant owner who turned a kind of shitty thing into something positive! Fire up the happy turbine!

Wow. Trans women models are still women. Whether you realise it or not you are currently body shaming. There's absolutely no tolerance for that here.

What do you even get out of misgendering someone? I mean, it costs nothing to just be decent about people's selves. It literally affects you in no way.

Well, we can't always just grab the photos we want from wherever we want. But thank you for showing me those pictures BECAUSE I WANT ALL THE CHIIIZZZZ.

At least show an actual EastBurn grilled cheese and not a Denny's one. I don't know why that matters given the story, but I feel surprisingly strongly about it.

You're right, if a woman starts an argument with you, punching her is much better than smoking pot or being gay. Stupid uppity women, amirite?

Hello, Ray Rice's PR Man.

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]