Don’t sweat the whole pronoun thing, Tom. I hear Eddie Murphy has a similar problem.

I just explained. What I’d like isn’t for you to say something. It’s to listen and actually act upon what you’re being told.

In fact, you didn’t “agree with what I said”. You kept arguing that because Henny Youngman held a violin, or started out as a musician, that somehow he wasn’t a stand-up comedian. You didn’t say “Oh yeah, I guess has a history that pre-dates the Apollo”. You’re still not actually listening to people, just…

If Jim, Jane and Joey work on a project and you give all the credit to Jim, you’re denying credit to Jane and Joey.

That’s because when whites act out, it’s an individual thing, when minorities act out (especially black ones), it’s attributed to the whole race. The racist comments are almost always a 1000 times worse when it’s a black person in the video, when it’s a white person, race is almost never brought up. That’s a sad fact…

Were there people who supported them?

That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.

Yeah, well, more like Poop-Eater Mc Cafferty.

It’s almost as if Klemko is a person to whom blame is deliberately and falsely attributed in order to deflect blame from another party, such as the NFL. Is there a word for such a.... guy?

“Sanders wasn’t really seen as all that serious a candidate until Black Lives Matter blew him up”

And how many of those songs have less than two co-writers? If Beyonce drops an ad-lib “yeah” on a track she gets a writing credit. But keep living in a fantasy world where this wikipedia category means that she’s doing the heavy lifting.

It sucks to have a good friend lose their job. At this point, I don’t really care why or how, just to say that any friendship you have can go beyond the job, and maybe give you a chance to return the kindness Tommy gave to you.

Learn their history? You mean like how the “south” broke off from the rest of “America” in a pretty treasonus way, because they wanted to continue to own black people...Cause I mean thats why they split off.....Its also the flag of the losers so really the hate groups who still use it and the idiot rednecks that still…

This is the perfect metaphor for my life.

And how the hell do they film ghosts when ghosts aren’t even real?!?

Reverse DDT into a figure four leg lock

CBS could make bank by offering a for charge option to mute Jim Nantz.

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.