“They said one lady was praying over him, and she asked other people to join and they wouldn’t join,”

Ithink we all know why Leo wanted those cookies. They need to take a lesson from that other girl scout and set up stall outside a pot shop.

That’s a doo doo, pig.

Let’s hope Tilikum lives out his remaining days as peaceful and happy as possible.

Ahh my sister has migraines and she heard that daith piercings fix them, so she got one and now she keeps telling me how many days it’s been since she’s (not) had a migraine. (She’s a radiologist.) Maybe there’s science there, but really I think she just wanted her boyfriend to buy her a piercing.

I’ve been wearing my hair in the most basic plait you can do recently, but that top pic’s just put me right off.

(The song itself was originally sung by Dolly Parton.)

The question isn’t “why can’t a ‘regular’ person be a Ghostbuster?” though, it’s more “Why are the only black people in Ghostbusters the only ‘regular’ people?”

He was in those torture horror films whose name I forget, and has aged poorly (definitely not as i wished.).

Caitlyn Jenner is going to adopt a baby boy

Good. Fuck him and fuck the idiot who wrote this too. Also the people who edited and published this, though to a slightly lesser extent.

This source says Bennifer 2.0 are about to become Bennifer 2.1.

Jesus christ. If he’s got to get that high to go to the Oscars he should have just paid Andy Serkis to wear a Leo suit for the evening. No one would ever have known.

NGL, I used to do this and nothing has messed my mouth up more. I get cystic acne (I have one of those little battery powered face brushes and it has cleared my face up like it’s magic) so apparently my skin doesn’t shed properly? But it means that the tape trick pulls all the skin it can grip off.

NGL, I clicked on this expecting a LOT more unicorn uxorcide.

Ooooh, a Sheffield dig. Did you see the Full Monty once?

Umm, what? You do know that the Royals have fuck all power right? They’re basically just incredibly wealthy garden gnomes.

Not awkward at all. He went through something horrendous. He’s wrong. Same as the Eagles of Death Metal guy.

I get that it’s not on her timeline so we can’t all take screenshots of it and star it and whatnot, but 250k is an incredibly generous and practical gesture that I’m sure will do Kesha way more good than tweets being used to harrass other women about the state of their feminism.

lbr, it will do a hell of a lot more than a tweet will.