I said most, not all.

No problem, I figured it was an issue with font, and I’m constantly looking net slang up because I’m old :)

l b r. let’s be real.

we’re talking about comments that I allegedly made

Damn, so close to the 6’ 66” mark, and yet so far...

For a second there, this was like a maths problem from hell.

“I do take full responsibility, however because I am the one that did sign the paper for her to marry this man,” Krista admitted. “If I had to do it all over again I cannot tell you if I would be signing that paper.”

He doesn’t do it for the prizes. He doesn’t do it for the titles. He doesn’t know why he does it, he’s a dog.

He will have to register as a sex offender though, right? Forever?

I wouldn’t say it’s a miracle, more a benefit of modern medical science.

I was blown away by German trains the two whole times I’ve visited there and would happily live on one. British trains... not so much.

I hope his running partners called Feelin’

This kind of logic is based on assuming that women are people though.

The first time I ever brought a boy home for dinner, my parents, who previously were the kind of parents who would turn the tv over if there was anything stronger than kissing happening on a show, who never talked about sex, who were the most plain catholic old people you could imagine, made bondage jokes about some…

Those kids really take after their dad.

I wonder if they’ve reached out to Fogle yet?

Thank you for doing this so I didn’t have to.

Lesbians would want to be rather butch and leisurely

As someone with a lot of books, half of me wants him stringing up, and the other half wants to buy him sympathy drinks.

Yes, I get my boosters because my mum is immunocompromised. People who can’t get vaccinations are at the mercy of those who can.