Yeah but when can I get a two door? :(

Check it out. Houston Cars & Coffee. Blue GT350? Look Mustang, act Mustang, not Full Mustang. Lost control, hit the curb, scared some people. Not Full Mustang. You know the GT500 in Chicago? The white convertible? Reckless, yes. Mustang, maybe. Drove it into a tree. But he did his best not to hit anything else.…

Hey guys, we found the asshole of the day.

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

I’ve gotten a ton of entertainment out of watching Roadkill, it’s one of my favorite shows.

*COUGH* DAILY PORSCHE ADS *COUGH. Everybody’s pretty much all the way up somebody’s ass, it seems. It’s okay. Somebody’s gotta paid, or nobody gets read. Still, that Richard Rawlings is absolutely intolerable.

As a car centric publication shouldn’t you be doing more cheerleading for any car related show/magazine/whatever rather than practicing your oh so subtle sarcasm and seeming jealousy? I like Roadkill, a lot. I wish them every opportunity to expand and make more Roadkill. So what if they have a sponsor? It’s not…

Damn, this is the saltiest post in the History of Jalopnik. Did your girl break up with you? Dog die? Run out of pizza rolls?

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

I love all the slightly older budget car challenges, be it Porsche, old Italian supercars, budget coupes etc. First amphibious challenge needs to be mentioned. It’s classic, and great one at showing what TG is about.

Yes, we’re terrible, it’s awful here, definitely don’t move here, and warn all your yankee friends not to move here either.

Yet your avatar is a chill pill, is that a reminder to yourself? I imagine you are from the enlightened north? I am from the south and I'm not offended by being called a savage, it just saddens me that your self righteousness is something you think so superior simply because of where you were birthed. I would much…

Loved the more technical view also:

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

Going to disagree on this one. This generation (pictured) might not have been be better than it's predecessor, but the current gen Forester is much better than the one it replaces. I've driven both the 2.5 and XT; I've found it to be an excellent alternative to those who want, but can't afford an Audi Q5

All they have to do is get rid of the notrils and lips. and BAM a million times better.

My current plan is to replace my TJ when the next generation of Wrangler comes out because I keep hearing about a pickup version

What I read:

I've heard stories from fellow auto writers pressing Toyota about what to do about the FJ Cruiser's gas numbers and they've always dodged the question. Which means they weren't planning to do anything at all. That said, now that we no longer have the FJ Cruiser or the Honda Element, the "fun truck" market is…

Old people ripping on young people. Young people ripping on old people. Middle-aged people ripping on everybody. I'm really tired of these Builder/Boomer/Gen X/Millenial divisive labels that didn't even seem to exist a few years ago.