Hecklerette
Hecklerette
Hecklerette

I’ve already talked to Lena Dunham

In your shoes, I would fold my arms over my chest and blame it on the Benjamins, though. “IT’S MY JOB. LAY OFF!”

I’m spectating because I’m hateful, and work on a Tuesday is no fun.

I’m totally reading every last post about this divorce, but is anyone else starting to hate themselves for it just a little?

Trump watched the last scene of There Will Be Blood, and thinks we can just suck all of the oil out of the Middle East with a giant straw.

Petition to make baseball more interesting by adding gymnastics to it, complete with judges.

I want “Don’t hurt yourself”.

Right. She’s being completely an asshole on two levels. EVEN WORSE.

Many of the moms in my neighborhood and daycare seem to only wear yoga/athleisure type clothing. For me, it projects - as you say - they are fit and healthy and exercising. As if they are attempting to justify not working with an impression of perpetual exercise. They look like they spent a lot of money to look like

Thank you for giving us an inch (or a foot)

Don’t get cuticle with me...

Wow, she really nailed him.

Donald Trump will never get a kind tweet from his past, present, or future wives. This makes me smile.

I believe Mystery is part of Celebrity. Can’t show you Everything... My opinion.

what about Male Jezebel Commenters™

“So long and thanks for the IPAD “~Dolphin

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I'm not sure why being an affirmative action admittee is a bad thing...

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you.