Speaking from personal experience- I thank people for sincere offers of prayers. It’s not my thing, as I’m an atheist too, but if I want to be left alone to my own beliefs I can’t be a jerk to someone sincerely offering comfort in a way they know to give it.

Oh no! I hope your baby pulls through. I’m sure the best canine specialists will be watching over her.

My dog is in the puppy ICU and there’s a 99% chance I’m calling in sick tomorrow.

who called the mix-up “flattering,”

Sounds like this assplay feud has taken Kanye down a peg or two.

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

Maybe to keep her from turning into Lindsay Lohan? Or maybe there’s a tax reason.

AHHH.

So many jokes and references sailed right over my little head...

It’s embarrassingly how much of this I just realized by reading the article. The what made Sandy sick thing only just clicked.

You know what’s the most un sexy? How bored he looks. He can even be bothered to enunciate the gd lyrics. HEY BRO go watch D’Angelo and come back and try this again.

First though when I saw Kim: “NOOOOOOOO”

Maybe it’s just me, but I never looked at a Barbie doll and thought “I want to be that skinny with big boobs and a small butt.” Ever. I was a skinny, scrawny kid who grew up to be a curvy, big-boobed girl with an ass and hips. I don’t look back at my Barbie as some sort of “figure” I needed to achieve. I was just…

I love Lolita too. It’s one of the only pieces of culture that show me a male creator that really understands what it is that (certain) men do to women and girls. Humbert is his narrator, but that doesn’t mean Nabokov doesn’t find him violently repellent.

This is like, European monarchs level of family dating fuckery.