We didn’t get any further than making out in this dream, though dream-me was sure thinking about it... And thank goodness for that, because while I was making out with Alice Cooper, he turned into a large black panther.
This summer, I had a sex dream about Rob Ford (yes, that’s the crack smoking ex-mayor of Toronto). In the dream we were married, and had people coming over for dinner in 20 minutes - so I convinced him we should sneak in a quickie before our guests arrived (yes, I convinced HIM). We then proceeded to have intense sex,…
I once dreamed I gave my husband a BJ and then my teeth fell out. I woke up running my tongue over my teeth but feeling like they weren’t there, just nubby holey gums.
And a couple more short ones, just because the plethora of weird sex dreams I have could become a novel.
1) I was fucked by the entire cast of Magic Mike on the floor while surrounded by the entirety of my male friend group from college (15+guys).
Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.
looks like people up and realized old navy athletic wear exists.
I hate to do this, but her posing in a wheelchair like it is some sort of sexy glamorous accessory is actually a bit more than “semi-offensive.” If someone wearing, say, a Native American headdress as a costume is considered extremely insensitive (as it should be) and inappropriate, how is this any different? People…
I feel like Adele is the kind of lady who is teasing him mercilessly about all the attention he’s getting. Like “C’mon hot stuff, come keep me safe”.
This photo made me do involuntary things with my face and gave me a stomach ache.
To steal from The Onion’s TV show, she’ll be tried as a black man.
I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?
The person who wrote this is a moron with too much time and no sense of proportion or common sense. Nobody complained to her about the cultural insensitivity of practicing yoga. Nobody. She made that up to be able to piss on the yoga instructor in feigned moral superiority. Some people just really enjoy ruining things…
Reading this article is so bizarre. I live in Indianapolis where this happened. And I can tell you the dialogue here has been EXACTLY the opposite. There’s been saturation coverage and the police most certainly haven’t begged for help. The Star assigned a team of its dwindling supply of reporters to cover it, even…
My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.
Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.
“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom
Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.
Decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by vicious albino squirrels