This thing again?

WHY THE SWAN GOTTA BE BLACK?!?!?!

omg that woman’s face after “wait, you have roommates?”

Bennifer 2.0: or Conscious Uncoupling

YAH GIRL MERYL 4 PRESIDENT

Any organic free-range gluten free vegan chemical-free artisanal skeletons in there?

Relax, man

“I’ve got everything I need,” he said in an interview with the New Yorker. “A nice piece of land with hawks and owls and incredible sunsets, and the good will of my neighbors.”

More realistic than Pennsatucky’s magical perfect teenage (?) boyfriend of respect and orgasms.

Like the shot of the soliders raising the US flag on Iwo Jima. Politics of that moment aside, it’s an iconic photo.

Because she’s a lying sack of shit blackface weirdo?

I just cannot deal with this bitch. She is a fucking mess. She gets the Claire Stare.

So growing up in Africa? Random black dad? Brother-son? “Don’t blow my cover”? Baboon-whipped? Faked racist attacks? Plagiarised paintings?

Totally understand. Not sure about my parents, either. Pretty sure my real parents were Bogie and Bacall.

Literally nothing about this story is not off-the-charts weird.