somewhere in the corner of the internet where they celebrate white history month, i imagine

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

How much more wanted and loved they will feel when she tells them that they were chosen, that they are alive because she chose not to kill them.

My reaction to this is similar to my reaction to hearing my brother announce that his girlfriend of 6 months, who is still married to her husband, and already has 6 children, is pregnant. I think we’re all supposed to assume that my brother is the father.

Okay, thank you, because I could not figure out what the hell that thing was. My first thought it was a 3D printer creating a penis. I don’t know why that was my first thought but it was. I have issues.

Their relationship is only about a year old and in that time they’ve gotten:

If I found out my ex was engaged or married, I'd feel very sorry for the poor woman who was now legally bound to a human millstone. A woman as awful as he would reject him.

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DOING THIS TO ME IN MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!!” and hung up.

This seems really disingenuous. I think it’s easy to see that’s not what Splatworthy meant. Sometimes you have to discipline children. But it is not appropriate to post the discipline online in order to shame them.

Just dropping by to say I understand what you were trying to say without any issue, and I’m not sure why a flurry of insults was sent your direction.

I got what you were saying. People on here are awesomely ridiculous.

I think you know perfectly well that’s not what i’m saying. Criticize in private and praise in public. I guess that could also be twisted around. Have fun!

You’re so right, the abusive parents are the real victims. The dead girl, whatever.

But what if it was her father filming this video that led her to suicide?

I had the same reaction when they started highlighting the Armenian genocide.

What you doing in here, Kris? Don’t you have some momaging to do?

Are these all the things she said?