And a massive fire hazard.

My brother did the "third parent" thing, too. Definitely not appreciated.

Looks like the Dog Days of racist imagery in music videos aren't over. (Yes, I hate myself for that, too.)

Rennie is an antacid tablet here in the UK. You can't win!

This is all kinds of gross. How is he still allowed to work with other human beings, let alone children?

Devil's advocate moment: it's quite striking how many people on Hoarders don't "look mentally ill." As a doctor approaching a patient, taking the way people present themselves into account is huge, especially when gauging how far gone a person is.

Randon, I know, but: Am I the only one who thinks this dude looks like Slade Smiley from Real Housewives of Orange County, only further down on his luck?

YYYEEEESSSS!

You know what else will wreck your self-esteem? Marrying a dude who's got four other wives! Run, women, run!

Can there be a book on just the Japanese rooms? It's fascinating!

When you get into a car...and you're feelin' like a star...

Lost 8lbs from lousy western MA food colliding with getting braces in the week before college started. College is nasty. So glad that I'm older.

I KNEW Ice T would be dispatched to arrest him! Classic!

There's a muppet BRAD!!!!

Hey, Steve from Jerry Springer's getting work! He was a security guard, originally.

The accuser wasn't victim.

B. Totally. Everyone goes through a teenage "I'ma die alone, oh no!" phase; boys, too. But these are just scary.

I didn't occur to me when I watched it, but dang, was that family rich!

I feel like a Debbie Downer saying this, but this seems like a compulsive spectrum problem. They don't need or use 70% of the things they end up with! It's hoarding with weirder rules, basically.

She was attention seeking in high school. Painful to watch.