@RunningCori: Phew.

I thought this was SamRon for a moment!

Amused that Soulja boy was watching that episode of the Boondocks, too. It was great!

@roseylivesonaboat: Sex and the Avatar.

Harassment lawsuit! No promotion!

I love that she has real friends. Not Lohanesque hangers-on with TMZ on speed dial.

aaannnnddd Ana Paula is my new wife-in-my-head.

@Chrysocolla: Seriously! When you find the right ones, meds are amazing! I don't know what I was trying to hold out for.

I was afraid of medication, and now that I'm on it, I have no clue what I was running from. Getting over the fear of getting help is a major problem.

@Mrs Lovett: Which implies that she lives with her parents. Especially if she lives in a house that size and yet is accepting a date involving McDonalds.

He really looks better with less hair.

She's an ugly crier. Tracy, thank you for braving this show. These recaps are gold!

Oakenfold's lookin' rough! But I love his humor about it. Alexis is so horrible.

@beehive25: I was thinking them same thing.

Those overexposed photos of women on the walls of the party are the biggest giveaway that she's ignoring this issue here. Urgh.

@beautilation: "The future...the year 2000." Well, those bodysuits did get cute again.

@AmosTrue: Seriously. This is worse than rumors. It sounds like 2:47 AM karaoke.

I wrote a short story about the kind of magazine feature. It's so evil. It was worse when I was in highschool, I used to make myself sick reading all those profiles of "Ivy-bound" kids. (shudder)

Did anyone else think that Dusty Springfield looks an awful lot like Julianne Moore in that photo?

@I fought piranhas: She has a high school-caliber good voice, basically. Even that, when gifted to the wrong person, can be a dangerous thing.