I know. I'm with him!

I was just thinking about how glad I am to have a cat in my life. I enjoy just watching him sit and look out the window. I don't enjoy his ... love bites ... but he is fun to have around. I am actually going to take up drawing and painting again just so I can do portraits of him.

Wow, you happened upon a Grade A Douchecanoe. THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. You were used, but you're neither stupid, nor dirty. There's no need to feel shitty or guilty or ashamed or beat yourself up because you fell for his bullshit. Creatures like this can be terribly convincing, which makes them all the more creepy.

Of course you fell for it. Of course you let yourself be open and vulnerable and let him in and love and feel loved, because you're a human being. You're a human being with a healthy heart and a healthy attitude and all the parts of you are still whole and functioning and not broken. You aren't stupid for falling for…

Sounds cathartic. Glad you were with a group of supportive people. It helps to share the load.

Yesterday night, me and my guys were hanging out at someone's house, around a fire and we were drinking. We started talking about the Ray Rice incident, and for the first time ever, I disclosed my rape and abusive relationship to my friends.

How do you deal with The Nipple Issue? When my boobs were smaller (before I had the kid) I would frequently go bra-less but hooooo boy oh boy my nipples were like HELLO WHAT'S UP? WE ARE.

This! As a flat teen I was constantly made fun of and told that I wasn't a girl. People suck.

If it makes you feel any better, I can't buy bras pretty much anywhere. I'm a 28 A. No one sells bras under 32 A, which comically hang around my chest and gap like crazy. Seriously, I could use the space to carry shit and never need a purse again. My two options are online or an insanely expensive specialty store…

But if you're willing to eat the plastic travesty that is American cheese*

The fact that breasts are overly sexualized in our culture is harmful for women with large breasts, but also women with small ones. I literally have the itttiest bittiest, and for a very long time I considered augmentation, just to attain some of the "benefits" of having larger breasts. I'm judged as less of a woman…

We were doing the squid ink in the 80's in our pasta at the restaurant I was working at. It freaked people out then, I thought it had become common by now. We did usually serve it with a fresh tomato sauce with herbs, and those willing to try it enjoyed it. Now I want to buy some squid and make black pasta, but I have…

Hey now the Midwest has lots of redeeming qualities. Mainly it has me. And real cheese. And beer.

You may be wondering why I wrote a post about this if Sploid and Kotaku already did so. To this, I ask you: do either of their posts contain a reference to Fidel Castro's artificial anus? I rest my case.

This is a ridiculous question and as I type it I know how ridiculous it is but has Yao Ming always been that tall? Because that just seems crazy tall. Or maybe Rick Perry is shorter than I thought. Like imp short. That would explain a lot. I've just now decided that Rick Perry is an imp. I feel better. I'm going to go…

I got halfway through about a month ago (after two false starts!) but now I've lost the rhythm. It'll probably take me like another year to work up the energy. It's good but it sets off my procrastination like it's some kind of actual responsibility. Somebody on my feed tweeted that it's like TV homework and THEY…

I can't get through The Wire either. I've tried at least 10 times.

I want that swan, I found that swan, I'm seriously considering ordering the swan and a giant slice of watermelon. http://www.toysplash.com/giantinflatabl…

Shaun White could make sweet sweet Zoolander references to me all night.

Whitney Cummings sucks.