It looks like the twin towers to me, but I'm still not sure what that has to do with Hitler.

Ok, so, I watched this entire ordeal go down on Twitter last night. I'm all for holding assholes accountable for shit, but you only included the one tweet where he said "a million apologies." You didn't include the probably hundreds of other tweets he sent throughout the entire night, apologizing to almost every…

I am OK with DiGiorno. It's OK frozen pizza. And how can you hate a company that does this:

It's not appropriate...it's DiGiorno!

shut up digiorno everyone knows you arent delivery!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is not the first time that I've seen companies make jokes around very serious hashtags. Seriously, all you have to fucking do is click the hashtag, read a few tweets, and see what it is about before you tweet. Not that hard.

I'm an accent chameleon. Put me in another region for a few months, and I will start to sound like I'm from there. I do it subconsciously, and start to mimic the language patterns I hear every day. My Northeastern relatives tell me I've totally lost my Northeastern accent, and it makes me kind of sad.

If I had $22 million extra dollars lying around, I'm sure I could probably also afford to pay someone to hold my wine glass and massage my shoulders when they got sore from holding my head up for so long.

They could use a nice bearskin rug or something I think.

And what about sex? Where is the comfortable divan/chaise near the fireplace, I ask you? She/MB are not spring chickens and them floors look hard and colllld. Ow.

I've been trying to practice thankfulness instead of envy, and I usually do OK, but it's hard when I think that bathroom is about the same square footage as the house I share with my husband and 2 kids. :-/ :-/ :-(

I love the look of the tub, but would it really be comfortable for long periods of time? Where is the place to put the bath pillow? Is there enough space on the rim for a large wine glass?

Jezzies, let's do a Kickstarter to raise money for us to have a time share in this place.

Real Estate Porn is the best kind of porn.

I like the bathroom, but the tub would make me feel like a frosted mini-wheat on a giant's breakfast table.

"Felony drug possession" really, really shouldn't be a thing.

I'm getting so tired of the "Real men do X" thing. "Real men" hit women. "Real men" rape women. "Real men" make excuses for other real men hitting and raping women. "Real men" also (and overwhelmingly) don't hit women, don't rape women, and condemn men who do. They're all "real men." That is the damn problem. I don't…

Yeah I don't think Mayweather, Chris Brown or even Axl Rose beat women up out of cowardice. They're just assholes

I'm just mad that he'd hold up an elevator for a stupid selfie. Real men show strength through not being a narcissist who inconveniences others so that they can try and look cool on twitter.

What a shallow, cynical, and opportunistic thing to do.