a congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

On the one hand, that’s pretty damn cool. On the other, what happened to these?!

Neutral: What SUVs Should Jeep Build?

It’s sort of frightening to think about how high Starbucks would have to raise their prices to get me to stop going. A Triple Venti Non-fat Latte in the morning is like a battery inserted into my neck that powers my brain.

That’s a lot of money for burnt tasting coffee.

A fool and his money are soon parted

I’m sorry, but short of a mechanic saying “the timing was retarded,” there’s no reason for those words in casual conversation, whether you’re talking about someone or not.

“Personally owned cars are going the way of the horse and buggy. It’s inevitable.”

Do automakers not realize that completely removing the human element from cars will be the death of the industry?

This anime appears to describe a future hell-scape of autonomy. Unless I’m one of the ExDrivers I want no part of this prediction of hell on Earth.

“But on the other, it’s a direct reflection on society’s crybaby political correctness.”

That’s what I’d heard too. Though Tuesday makes wayyy more sense than Sunday. I mean, if I have to use PTO I will, but I feel like bingeing the episodes in a turkey coma is peak Gilmore.

Glad to see House Romulan make an appearance on GoT.

So these Cephalopods we see in the video above are similar to squids which are from the Coleoidea subclass (no shell). But these specimens do have a shell so that means they are in the Nautiloidea subclass (basically squid-like but with outer shells).

Dude, Central PA can sometimes provide gold nuggets.

The road to an unfortunate death is often paved with optimism.

This what my dad did with a Hot Shot in the late 1950’s.

The new term for low-powered engines is “decimal-place-relevant.”