Spock!

And all that tragic Russian-on-Russian violence ...

Sure. Because she’s become an even better actor whose’s been on Broadway and turns in tour de force performances in anything she’s cast. But, I get it. Women only have value when they’re young or if they appeal to your adolescent ideas of what women are supposed to be. People age, if they’re lucky. Trust me, when…

Represent!

Those were amazing.

Well, guess we can take comfort in knowing that idiots run Silicon Valley. After all, Zuckerberg famously said Facebook wouldn’t hire anyone over 30 because they’re, “not as smart,” as people under 30.

It’s a great car for a 16-year-old. I would have gladly accepted one if my parents were the kind of people who believed they should give things like cars to their kids.

He keeps slipping up on his, “I’m a human. Really,” act. Blargs from Proxima B have this quirk. If we pay attention, we’ll figure out just how many, “eccentrics,” are actually Blargs.

Paint it bright yellow with dark roots and take the muffler off and it would really be a Guy Fiero.

I play the Fireplace video on my iPad and place it on a shelf in the dining room so we have a fireplace crackling away during holiday dinners. It’s weird, but then, when it comes to the holidays, I really like weird.

Yep!

Not when I had to wait for a couple hours as his service crew fixed something on my tractor at midnight. It was sexist, he was insulting, and left bruises when he grabbed my arm. This was the last straw for me driving on the East Coast. Switched to the western U.S. and Canada where the sexism took different forms, but…

If you use it, you also get to pay the cost of restoring it, get a ticket for losing control of your truck, and if your truck is company-owned, you’ll most likely get fired, again for losing control of your truck. If you don’t use it, you and numerous others just might die as your rig hurtles to the inevitable plunge…

Thirteen years ago, I was eligible for job training because my last job succumbed to the slump that followed 9/11. I chose truck driving school, got hired, and drove a big rig for a bit over a year. Sexism? Oh, yeah. My favorite moments include a truck stop manager in Connecticut who grabbed my arm and threatened me…

The coffin was the body. Barris was in his prime then.

JetBlue Code is invalid for a domestic flight October 31, or November 1, per their website.

JetBlue Code is invalid for a domestic flight October 31, or November 1, per their website.

hehe

Private plane. All that money, and KFC is what Trump springs for.

Same dashboard as the Monte Carlo, which makes sense because the MC and the El Camino were built in the same Baltimore-area factory.

When learning to drive a stick, I missed a shift and stalled my mother’s ‘62 Chevy Malibu on some railroad tracks. Yes, in the distance were the lights of a train. I put it in first, turned the key, and the car started crawling off the tracks. The engine started, the car jerked a bit, and I just judiciously used the…