And here I thought Eli Manning's QB rating was the most grotesque single digit of the day.

If there's anyone who should be in trouble for taking money at Tennessee, it's Lane Kiffin.

In a middle school flag football game, I was put in at center without really having practiced there. I proceeded to snap the ball straight up in the air, and one of the linemen intercepted it.

This isn't bad, but nothing tops Samantha Ponder's family photos when it comes to images of sideline reporters standing next to NFL dead weight.

McNabb sometimes threw interceptions

Dan Snyder is on the phone right now to Reilly's father-in-law to be the next Native American spokesperson for keeping the name.

Congratulations, Rick. You left the reservation.

Honestly Dom, you and Craggs are assholes. You could have at least offered him $7.43 for his trouble.

Longhorn Network probably has it, thus no one will ever see it/hear it.

The whole "we make no value judgment about this, we're just publishing it in the interests of transparency" is such a weak, pathetic defense.

Hey, if someone has some similar audio/video of Mack Brown that you've been holding on to, now would be a great time to let that bird fly. The Texas Exes would be much obliged.

Damnit I can't believe I missed this contest.

Yes. Very many people were younger 12 years ago. Good hustle, Pete.

So was Vince Young.

That tweet represents the perfect confluence of shameless 9/11 mentions mixed with obscure sports trivia nobody gives the remotest of shits about.

I'M A MAN! I'M HORNY!

Come on, Sean. You've got to include the entire headline:

FINALLY, someone who gets the point. Thank you.

Dear Chris: