Typical eldest child, acting beleaguered and put-upon despite having new everything and years of inexperienced parents to exploit. But don't worry, if we both wait two minutes for our lazy youngest sibling to get it together, he'll find a way to make this all about him anyway.

Months after you stopped working together, things got profoundly fucked up, but it doesn't entirely invalidate the exchange of ideas and the discussions that stemmed from his work.

"There's not much you can do at this point other than to distance yourself and walk away the wiser..."

I really don't see why people think discussing marriage and basically saying you want to be married to each other and then having a surprise engagement is so silly. Maybe if both things separately are so planned, and talked about (to other people), but really it happened quite naturally for me and my fiance.

Can we all just take a step back for a second and resist the urge to shame a scientist for doing research on a basic biological function? I know talking about our pee-pee parts gets us all giggly, but female sexuality is a woefully under-researched field, and being childish and immature when somebody actually DOES…

No one should ever go through their emo stage in their late 20s; I hope this becomes a pop trend, so that I can enjoy the train wreck of Taylor Swift going dark.

None of you are millennials. I'm a millennial. I was in grade school when 9/11 happened and now I'm old enough to drink. FEEL OLD SO I CAN FEEL EVEN YOUNGER.

Let me know when the del ray/gaga fight gets good.

If a construction worker getting cosmetic surgery on his ass for purely aesthetic reasons doesn't break some stereotypes, I don't know what does.

When do we get to see J.Beibs in a aquamarine wig and Alvin Ailey tank?

Because it's the day before vacay and I would rather indulge my inner Nancy Drew than work, here's some more insight. Domain is protected and the actual registrant name is blocked from public viewing. The domain name was registered in 2011 through a Washington-state based hosting company. Didn't Regina George get a…

Can you show me on the scale where exactly Mr West's bitch face was at, ma'am?

Mine goes: She has more makeup that store counter at Sephora and wears polka dots at least twice a week. She loves all movies by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean Claude Van Damme and dreams of getting to hit someone with a baseball bat one day...

I agree that it's not a perfect solution but at some point parents have to be responsible for their kids. I mean, it sounds like they're only using this as a last resort and, push comes to shove, if you don't have the time to parent your children you really shouldn't be raising them.

ahahaha I cannot understand that for the life of me. I hear women talking on the phone whilst peeing. I had my own boss try to talk to me while I was peeing from outside the stall. Maybe I was supposed to wait to go in there, but they, emergencies are emergencies! This is not a parlour room! I am actually not 76…

I tend to diverge considerably from other feminists in my belief that chivalry is not inherently sexist, and I feel the same way about charm. The charm you're talking about, "witty banter" and "old fashioned charm," almost always seems to have a paternalistic cast—which is why old men and gay men seem to be the only…

Ignore him, people. Just take deep breaths, look at this kitten, and go on with your day.

LW2: I know people who are super competent that I know wouldn't make it in a particular office.