“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

Do you think he’s just like, “I want to look like the sunburned tip of Ronald McDonald’s dick”?

Jesus, this man resembles a thumb with teeth.

This is hilarious, and very informative.

bernie was sassy as fuck last night

My coworker who is a Giants fan put it thusly: “The worst part wasn’t the loss. The worst part was knowing from the first play of the game that this is probably how it was going to end.”

The history of that man and his administration are a complete embarrassment to our country.

6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

Another way to handle it? He could have went full-Jet and put on a massive Pouty-Face

I don’t think it’s that shortsighted. He was set to make $585,000 this year, and assuming he now is forfeiting the $600 for the plane ticket (and would’ve surely received remuneration absent the punch) brings the total to $585,600. If we assume lost future salary of, say $1 mil a year for say 10 years (being quite…

When keepin it real goes wrong...

They use five stars so that the review filters to the top. It’s a way of making sure that their review has a fighting chance of being read, as the 1 star ones are being deleted more quickly.

Nope. Bostonians deny the existence of the pats cheating like they deny the existence of the letter R

I mean, I know Gooddell is a jackwagon, but does anyone outside of Boston actually believe that the balls were not doctored?

Fuck this.