A. A well placed throat punch.

I actually saw the new MKZ on the road yesterday and sped up to see what it was. The tail lights are AWESOME. I'd take that over the Fusion. They need better advertising.

$600 a month is a reasonable car payment for financing. This is Jalopnik, we like to OWN our cars. My car was only $30k and my payment was $550 per month. What the Hell are you people driving. <Tropic Thunder>"What do you mean, "You People!?"</Tropic Thunder>

Those are never good words to hear. Unless they're followed by "Your dog just gave birth to puppies that crap $20s!"

Yup.

Getting the little one into the back is no picnic, and the action required to get the kid into the seat feels sort of like hiding a 25 lb salami into a hidden salami safe behind a bookshelf that only pulls away from the wall about 4 inches. You know the kind.

$100 Million / Year should do the trick.

Just like the GTO, it won't sell well. It looks way too plain. Blah.

OK, I did some research. Apparently, they're made out of paper and you can get some for less than a dolla.

http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/9613…

What is a "book"?

I still think the Vengance Camaro is the most beautiful Camaro I have ever seen. Man that thing is badass. Hats off to you Mr.Vengance.

Hopefully, it sprays them right in their f@cking eye!