We’re supposed to get 3-5 inches in Jersey... that’s not exactly umbrella and light jacket weather

I understand and as ironic as it would be to cancel due to rain, just no one really likes being out in the rain and thunder.

We are going to attempt to do this rain or shine because canceling a hurricane benefit event for rain makes us look like cowards

Actually, “they” is me, and “ocean” is actually not far off.

Dang, that pic of the cylinder ridge, did they pull that engine block out of the ocean? Rust in the cylinder, carbon and oil, that’s one tired engine that’s been sitting open awhile.

Just saying, it’s not representative of most 100k+ motors in good service. Open one of those up and you’ll usually see nice clean…

I’d have left the bottle under the wiper.

Oh I didn’t know he was friends with Curious George. I take it all back.

They’ve resorted to wrapping their mirrors on plastic bags to keep the bird away.

Pileated woodpeckers are spectacular birds. Spooky call, huge...basically the great-horned owl of woodpeckers.

Not until they ditch that ‘68 Charger for a ‘69.

Last week I replaced the battery in my wife’s CR-V. It took 3 minutes to replace the battery and 45 minutes to find where in the engine bay my 10mm ratchet had fallen to.

Does the tramp stamp say “ If you can read this, roll me over”?

Goddamn, rally lights make everything better:

You have to examine the issue from all Engels.

I find it interesting that I get the ‘Sorry, this content not available in your country’ error with a video in an article about totalitarian governments.

I know there’s a couple people already saying it and I’m sure there will be more. I love how everyone is afraid of Newark. Or just hates NJ in general. Where this is going down people aren’t going to get shot. The worst that will happen is maybe you will get a homeless person or crackhead asking you for change. I used…

Bring it! All are welcome.

If I cared enough about this sort of thing and I wasn’t busy I would

Wind disagrees with you, unfortunately.