It’s actually *not* optimized to run on jet fuel (JP8). It was optimized to run on DS2 (diesel), then switched to JP8 in 1995/1996 when the DoD went to the single fuel policy. Abrams did Desert Storm on diesel fuel. It takes a sligth fuel economy hit on JP8 ... the rest of the combat and truck fleet takes about a…

Isn’t the answer always Miata?

Aww. Poor, poor billionaire.

Send this to Xi “Balloon Boy” Jinping, on repeat:

A German-Chinese desert.

First balloon kill since WWI?

The random harlot table is the classic.

James Halliday, he’s not.

Firefly.

Well, I think we won. Need to see how the dust settles before I’m sure.

The crime in this version isn’t really in the OGL; it’s in the SRD, which takes formerly open stuff (owlbears, magic missile) and makes it closed.

Good video explaining issues with WotC’s “statement”:

Let’s be honest: WotC haven’t scrapped *anything* yet — and be careful that your misleading headline doesn’t take pressure off that the community needs.

Only 82%

Good for you. We need to keep up the pressure.

Burn WotC to the ground (figuratively, of course). Hit their bottom line, hard, now — cancel D&D Beyond subscriptions as the first message, boycott D&D branded items and media, sell/short Hasbro stock, and support third party publishers exclusively, until WotC make the OGL1.0(a) (the good OGL) irrevocable.

If he works at it, he can keep beating his own record!

Lord of the Rings

Or maybe for us mere mortals, spend 10% of that for a Spec Miata?

If he’s Eisenhorn I think I’ll legit squee.