I’m still pining for the 240 and 280 Z’s. The 350 and 370 became too bunker-like for my taste. Sadly, I have little hope of the next generation opening up a bit just due to impact regulations.

Yeah, the 3 is a bit redundant to the Accord on that list. Needs a hot hatch — so Golf/GTI (since we don’t have a real Civic hatch any more) ... or dare I ask for a Fit SI?

If it looks, smells, and sounds like snake oil ...

We need a Fit Si.

*looks at S2k in the garage*

Two Miatas.

Man, I really wanted to replace my ‘10 Fit with a Fit Si.

I have a Fit (winter/commuter car) and an S2000 (summer/fun car). I’ve tracked and autocrossed both cars. I win at life!

Ah yes, the 100 year flood. I forded rivers that day in my S2000 (and got home without stalling or swamping it, thank you very much). Had to take someone to a hotel using the company car, drop them off, then go back to work, pick up my personal car (S2K) then go home.  And the next day, return to work, swap back to…

It’s my go-to driving music in my S2000!

Nah, it’s time for the Dacia Sandero.

Since birth? I get that you’re trying to raise a Fiat hoonigan, but at least let the kid out of the car to play one in a while.

Without Greenland, where will we go to hire unemployed giants?

Not an exception. Would have been more plausible if he retires and becomes a civilian test pilot as a contractor for the Navy, or a contractor aggressor pilot flying against top gun students. Maybe the first scene is the *end* of his military career.

Nice cockpit for the driver, though what happened to controls within hand’s breadth of the wheel for a performance car?

No manual, huh? FAIL.

I can solve that problem for you with a little black electrical tape and a tire pressure gauge.

“The internet” and “jumped the shark” are redundant.

Hey! That’s the top secret property of the Army Capabilities Management Enterprise!

Large sunroof!