Man, I really wanted to replace my ‘10 Fit with a Fit Si.

I have a Fit (winter/commuter car) and an S2000 (summer/fun car). I’ve tracked and autocrossed both cars. I win at life!

Ah yes, the 100 year flood. I forded rivers that day in my S2000 (and got home without stalling or swamping it, thank you very much). Had to take someone to a hotel using the company car, drop them off, then go back to work, pick up my personal car (S2K) then go home.  And the next day, return to work, swap back to…

It’s my go-to driving music in my S2000!

Nah, it’s time for the Dacia Sandero.

Since birth? I get that you’re trying to raise a Fiat hoonigan, but at least let the kid out of the car to play one in a while.

Without Greenland, where will we go to hire unemployed giants?

Not an exception. Would have been more plausible if he retires and becomes a civilian test pilot as a contractor for the Navy, or a contractor aggressor pilot flying against top gun students. Maybe the first scene is the *end* of his military career.

Nice cockpit for the driver, though what happened to controls within hand’s breadth of the wheel for a performance car?

No manual, huh? FAIL.

I can solve that problem for you with a little black electrical tape and a tire pressure gauge.

“The internet” and “jumped the shark” are redundant.

Hey! That’s the top secret property of the Army Capabilities Management Enterprise!

Large sunroof!

The Battle of Hoth is my favorite Star Wars sequence. I’ve enjoyed a number of these games, and you’ve introduced a bunch that I’ve never seen!

Shoot, the basic rules are free online; all you need to do is buy dice.

Shoot, the basic rules are free online; all you need to do is buy dice.

Only with the Brits is a “brew up” in an armored vehicle a good thing.

The “grunt detector” (so-called  because after a cold night, firing up the tank will cause all infantrymen in a 100-meter radius to come huddle behind it) is pretty handy for heating water, grilling, and drying/warming laundry ... if you know how to handle the toughlly 700 F exhaust correctly.

Space, it seems, is more passive-aggressive.

Well, if you don’t limit yourself to video games ... Mouseguard, Mice & Mystics, Stuffed Fables, Dungeons & Doggos ...