Since birth? I get that you’re trying to raise a Fiat hoonigan, but at least let the kid out of the car to play one in a while.

Make a better offer. Maybe trade Cleveland.

Geez, we don’t need to buy Greenland.

Nah. Every time we invade, Canada kicks our ass.

Without Greenland, where will we go to hire unemployed giants?

Straight out of a James Bond film, right down to “Skyfall”.

Candle in the Darkness or Demon-Haunted World?

You leave the Universe Camel out of this.

Not an exception. Would have been more plausible if he retires and becomes a civilian test pilot as a contractor for the Navy, or a contractor aggressor pilot flying against top gun students. Maybe the first scene is the *end* of his military career.

Nice cockpit for the driver, though what happened to controls within hand’s breadth of the wheel for a performance car?

No manual, huh? FAIL.

Unless, of course, Trump is an alien.

Yeah, not so much.

I can solve that problem for you with a little black electrical tape and a tire pressure gauge.

At least the Navy pilots have the guts to own it.

Probably needs more dwarves in Westeros.

Well, OK. Maybe GRRM can write it so it makes sense.

Aegon the Old, kitten of legend, has the supurrior claim.

“The internet” and “jumped the shark” are redundant.

Hey! That’s the top secret property of the Army Capabilities Management Enterprise!