Star Wars opening sequence with the Star Destroyer.

Nah, Ser Pounce had Evasion. No damage on a successful save.

Nah, he’s a cat. High Dex bonus. He dodged.

Is it still an internet if it’s only intra?

What’s it take to be buried at sea in a flaming Viking longship?

Earth. It’s full of assholes. 

The fact that Yaddle is canon doesn’t make her not a joke.

I’m sure the FCC will get one it ... when they are allowed back to work.

Frumious Bandersnatch should definitely be the name of a video game company. Or a punk rock band.  Not sure which.

We need a data bill of rights.

I recommend Zero Odor spray as a cleaner, stain removeer, and odor eraser for pet stains. Available via Amazon, and good pet stores.

I recommend Zero Odor spray as a cleaner, stain removeer, and odor eraser for pet stains. Available via Amazon, and…

Words are wind, George.

How about a return to the headphone jack, Apple.

George P. Burdell wrote this typo.

No, Miata fails because it won’t last 10 years.

I hear sacred cows make the best eating.

Spoiler:

Well, we’ve found Gargantua.

We get leashes of braided paracord. Stylish, attractive, hard-wearing, and incredibly strong.

We get leashes of braided paracord. Stylish, attractive, hard-wearing, and incredibly strong.

BMW: You are dead to me.