Civic derp Slow? Give it a decent engine and I’m in. Better yet, give ti a decent engine and rear wheel drive, and ... I’ll have the S2000 already parked in my garage.

You forgot the #firstworldproblems

“Essentially, you get the speed of a wheeled vehicle with the incredible all-terrain ability of a tracked vehicle, likely at the expense of complexity and weight. “

So much for “Don’t be evil”, eh?

*waves hand* A space wizard did it.

Well, they would have said Miata is the Ultimate Answer, but that’s too long.

Cool! It even has the extended bustle rack, spare track block, and white enamel interior options!

Nah, I want the Top Gun - Star Wars mashup named “Rogue Squadron” instead.

You’re not getting the equivalent of an up-armored M2A4 with a 120mm gun under MPF, either.

A few minor points.

Bushmaster is a family of weapons. M242 Bushmaster is 25mm. Mk44 Bushmaster II is 30mm/40mm. Bushmaster II is 35mm/50mm.

Just buying some influence for the next election ...

F1: Best racing game on Nintendo GameBoy!

Wrong kind of burnout, there.

Ooh, 50m range.

Military applications, maybe: neck-implanted RFID chip as a substitute for dog tags, with complete medical history, safe from the worst explosive trauma that a human being could survive. Or ongoing diagnosis and health monitoring from inside. Or NFC chips in the hand, tied to a weapon safety, which prevents the weapon…

Bah. Humbug.

Oh, you know:

“ass-engined Nazi slot car”

Call Jerry Seinfeld.