Does it have a headphone jack? If not, nope, nope, nope.

Ah, Timmy’s. Best donuts in Kandahar.

Endless construction?! You live in Michigan, which has two seasons: winter and Orange Cone.

Well played, sir.

Blue Harvest.

Where is Ghost, anyway?

It was a mustang.

I’ve been through the desert on a highway with no name. 

It’s like a gridless skirmish, but perhaps with a few more minis on the table.

This is OK,if done well.

Ready Player One publicity stunt confirmed.

But was it better than Cats?

As you know, this isn’t about money. Even discussing costs and money means you’re falling for the smokescreen, avoiding the real issue, and dancing to the tune being played.

She’s gonna get a ticket now, sooner or later, ‘cause she can’t keep her foot off the accelerator ...

He flies an X-wing, though later he trades up.

That’s OK; front-mid engine doesn’t believe in them, either.

Sure, why not.

Um, so, why exactly do they need all of that extensive personal data anyway?

Some other noteworthy evidence:

Uranus is so weird (yes, har, har) that it should star in an alien conspiracy theory: it’s actually a puzzle. If we prove that we’re smart and technologically advanced enough to unlock the puzzle, we’re admitted into the recognized sphere of sapient galactic life. Until then, we’re just dumb planet-bound monkeys on…