Donut (doughnut?) hole car.

No thanks.

Correct. Also worth pointing out that while there are collateral Secret (ie., generically “Secret”) and compartmented Secret (Special Access, code word) compartments, there is really no such thing as collateral Top Secret information — everything at the TS level is compartmentalized. A person can have a TS clearance,…

#COTD

Honda doesn’t even make cars like that Civic any more.

About as likely as a mid-engined Corvette.

Donuts. Lots of donuts.

No, no, no.

You can get City, my personal favorite Simak book, for $2.50 on Kindle, too.

You can get City, my personal favorite Simak book, for $2.50 on Kindle, too.

Some say he’s a pacifist who has sworn not to harm anyone with his blaster ...

To be followed by Fines for the Furious, F9F (aka The Cougar Movie).

Tiptronic? *pukes*

My wife’s always misplacing her phone. How does this help her?

My wife’s always misplacing her phone. How does this help her?

She seems too formally dressed for that party van.

The one that tightens the loose nut behind the wheel.

Bring on the Three Laws of Robotics for self-driving vehicles!

With or without the boot?

Gonk.

This is why F1 should dump qualifying after the initial race of the season and just invert the grid based on the prior results each race.

Dumb.