I hear NASA and the rock band Disaster Area have plans for this Vantablack substance.

I don’t know who is at fault, but I know who wins: the lawyers.

Precisely. Nothing more terrifying.

It was as if millions of fans cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

A crawl and opening music would have helped — keeps it all in the same continuity.

Nothing is more frightening than clowns.

Weyland-Yutani Crunch: Now with more spores!

You can get City, my personal favorite Simak book, for $2.50 on Kindle, too.

You can get City, my personal favorite Simak book, for $2.50 on Kindle, too.

Hint: if it says A New Hope in the title it’s not the original Star Wars.

Just be the salamander show’n up at your door ...

If Lucas had been directing, the final scene would have been Jyn and Cassian in a musical cantina on Tatooine while and old man and a boy in desert robes walk by with a Wookiee.

They did great with the squadron leaders, but boy was Leia uncanny valley creepy.

My wife and I had the same reaction — Tarkin was tolerable and close; Leia was downright scary. Should have just filmed her from the back — we didn’t need to see her face.

You missed one.

Some say he’s a pacifist who has sworn not to harm anyone with his blaster ...

To be followed by Fines for the Furious, F9F (aka The Cougar Movie).

Tiptronic? *pukes*

My wife’s always misplacing her phone. How does this help her?

My wife’s always misplacing her phone. How does this help her?

I’d be totally down with Yojimbo Fett: A Fistful of Credits.

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