Next up: Hipster Fett.

1 light year; 10 light years — it doesn’t matter if you can’t get there.

Chrysler Defense won the M1 Abrams competition, too, over its GM competitor.

You had me right up to the Courtship of Princess Leia. That book is unadulterated drek.

Yes, Hollywood sets unrealistic expectations.

Tolkien’s hobbits had Yule, and Yuletide.

World’s most extravagant back massager.

The entire Wheel of Time series is premised on the question: “What happens if you tell someone they are the Chosen One?”

Only two words are necessary to sum up the Star Wars Holiday Special:

Now let’s see him do the Robot.

Note to idiot celebrity: The Apple app store was broken long before your idiot app was posted.

Celebrities have nuclear attack submarines?

Besides Han in ESB, you mean?

Nah, he’s Boba Fett, having escaped from the Sarlaac with serious scars and spent the last 30 years studying the Dark Side.

I thought Finn already was a Big Deal. Didn’t he say that?

You know, that would be an improvement, much like the jump to lightspeed at the end of ESB.

;)

Reading Rainbow?

They had me right up to Jar Jar.

I nominate “Spaceballs: Return of the Schwartz” as the title.