Missing '80s Top Gun soundtrack ... fail.

You mean ... dark matter is an energy field, that surrounds us and penetrates us and binds the universe together?

TL:DR - JK Rowling writes Harry Potter fanfic about Dolores Umbridge.

Will someone please think of the droids? I want a count of droids killed in the Galactic Rebellion.

So. Much. Want.

True, and yet it still takes tremendous skill to identify, track, load, and fire while rolling in a 70-ton panzer bouncing over rough terrain in oppressive heat and noise while looking at the world through a soda straw, inhaling the fumes of JP8 and cordite, as a ton of 120mm cannon breech recoils six inches from your…

By the way, if you want tough, that's not it. Tough is the B3S (later A2S) engagement, aka the Widowmaker. Night, on the offense (i.e. moving tank), NBC conditions, a set of troops and two PCs.

You know you can do this and get paid for it, right?

Any day you roll panzers is a good day. Any day you send rounds down range and they don't come back at you is a good day.

Our dogs howl because they are singing critics that make Simon Cowell look positively warm and fuzzy. Al my wife has to do is break out in "You Are My Sunshine" and it's howls galore.

If they haven't demonstrated a prototype and are still five years from said prototype, they haven't cracked it yet. Call me when there's a working prototype.

"Get on your belly, Private! Now sliiiiide!"

Taking fan wank to a whole new level ...

Astons are beautiful, but sadly since Ford adopted a facsimile of their front end, every time I see a photo like the one above I have to do a double-take after thinking "Look, it's the new Ford Fusion convertible!"

It's better than my suggestion, which was the Ferrari Evil Overlord.

I prefer the McLaren Perfection. Or on a bad day, the McLaren Obsessive-Compulsive.

The NSX should be named the Senna.

Try going to the DMV to register a 2002 S2000.

Holding out for the Acura Tri-Nitro-Tolulene

The ULCV concept — not officially a requirement yet — is to enable mobility for airborne forces so that they can jump significantly off target by 30-50 km and then rapidly close to an objective. For that you want light and fast; get ahead of and past IEDs and defenses before they can be emplaced. ULCV isn't for a…