Craziest unlikely?

Ayup. Reminds me of a war story ...

I know ... we'll have a scene with the main characters street racing in an CGT, and something goes wrong ...

The P1 doesn't spin its wheels when it launches — it causes the earth to spin beneath it.

Here's an idea to make the racing more exciting: have the pit crews be required to completely disassemble then reassemble the car during a pit stop. Since, you know, it would be nice to have them contribute more than 3-second tire changes.

And the internet to boot.

For any CGT owners now deathly afraid of their car, I will offer free garaging and chauffeur service...

You were too fast to live, too young to die, bye bye.

What's the likely fallout from the Venezuelan sports funding scandal?

Yeah, this will keep me from buying Forza 5, and buy extension, an Xbone.

Hang some garlic from the rear view mirror — that'll fix it.

Porsche is now officially a crossover SUV company that happens to have a couple of interesting sports/GT cars in its lineup.

Plus, more room for everyone since they'll fit under the seat!

Now: shooting challenge. Violate all of the above rules and come up with a good picture.

How does he pronounce "Porsche"?

Yep.

Shelby's name should be on the track somewhere, definitely.

Dude — you nailed it at "Because Stupid."

Well, it was an Adrian Newey-designed double door of questionable legality. It will be banned just as soon as the Ferrari protest is lodged.

I'm sorry you're jealous, Captain Picard — you can have the second Zumwalt.