“You are $510,000 richer than yesterday” - Mom

I took my blood, I doped it down

Those are strange looking white flags 

(. . checks list . . ) Buick TourX if you can find a dealer willing to stock and/or try to sell one

*scoffs* You know...

Sounds like Bird and Lime don’t like having their business model disrupted.

The Sera wasn’t made with a manual, therefore it loses!



Yeah, manual swap it and then the Sera is likely the better car, even if it doesn’t have quite the charm of the even weirder AZ-1 styling... and I’d actually fit in a Sera, not so much an AZ-1.

It’s about time. Back in the day I got grounded a bunch of times but I didn’t kill nobody*.

Yes, but that’s not really an argument that the regulators should be espousing.

Little-known fact: most Ferraris can be had with that third pedal, but it’s actually the trigger for the fire extinguisher. Sadly, most do not opt for this.

Hilariously the Corolla is the only one with a 3rd pedal. 

If you can’t fix an Alfa you shouldn’t drive one

Holy fuck, that was great....

Usually dicks take up two parking spaces, so this one should be considered polite.

Besides, what would be the point ? He’s not the king, he’s old, and aside from being like you would imagine a nearly 100 years old royal to be, he hasn’t done anything that could make people hate him enough to want him dead.

“Gray has become the top color for new-car buyers in the UK”

Wait no way, I didn’t know about this. And they sold some in the US?? I need one badly.

Or to illustrate 2008, a year that for the PT Cruiser was like the moment when Wiley Coyote is still hanging in midair after going off the cliff.

YouTube accounts that make money off destroying things are more useless than beauty “gurus”.

Oh, that’s where I parked it!