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Zombie isn’t nearly as weird and off the wall as Fulci’s Gates of Hell Trilogy. I would give City of the Living Dead a shot before you dismiss him entirely. I like Zombie, but it was basically a producer mandated cash grab after the popularity of Dawn of the Dead (it’s an unofficial prequel.) City of the Living Dead,

Depends on what it is that put you off about Zombie. I would say, just to get a more thorough sampling, check out Don’t Torture a Duckling and The Beyond. If neither of those clicks with you, you’re probably just not a Fulci person.

Man, you really like spoiling things right out of the gate, huh?

“Or, you know, we could just hit the off switch.”

2 Civil 2 War

He got better!

I think you should avoid watching it at all. But definitely make sure your parents don’t. Luckily, mine don’t really watch a lot of TV and their antenna doesn’t pick up CBS.

People cared more buying an awesomely detailed, iconic model from one of the most memorable film openings of all time more than a bronzed symbol of Leia’s reduction as a character to mere eye candy?

You’re a fucking turd blanket of a human being.

The Max was Paul.

I think the appropriate title for this is .. see my vest?

He was just sayng good morning. :(

(To self): Ewwww, no way! I’m not going to read these horror stories....

This story involves a particularly loathsome insect (arachnid?) and a lot of urine. Also Australia.

ONE TIME I WAS IN BED AND HAD A TICKLE ON MY THIGH NEXT TO MY LADY CHAMBER AND I REACHED DOWN AND SCRATCHED THE TICKLE AND THE TICKLE WAS FUZZY AND HAD WINGS AND I AM STILL SCREAMING HELP ME.

I realize this. My husband is an attorney and says exactly what you do as well. Sometimes, for me, these suits seem like cash grabs though.

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.

I thought Konami had a dream team. They actually had one of THE BEST FUCKING HORROR TEAM a AAA company could get.