Man, you really like spoiling things right out of the gate, huh?

LoL playoffs often remind me of this:

You’re a fucking turd blanket of a human being.

The Max was Paul.

I think the appropriate title for this is .. see my vest?

He was just sayng good morning. :(

(To self): Ewwww, no way! I’m not going to read these horror stories....

This story involves a particularly loathsome insect (arachnid?) and a lot of urine. Also Australia.

ONE TIME I WAS IN BED AND HAD A TICKLE ON MY THIGH NEXT TO MY LADY CHAMBER AND I REACHED DOWN AND SCRATCHED THE TICKLE AND THE TICKLE WAS FUZZY AND HAD WINGS AND I AM STILL SCREAMING HELP ME.

I realize this. My husband is an attorney and says exactly what you do as well. Sometimes, for me, these suits seem like cash grabs though.

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…

I thought Konami had a dream team. They actually had one of THE BEST FUCKING HORROR TEAM a AAA company could get.

Excuse you, you CQC’d them.

The song “Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now” By Starship should be constantly playing in the background.

How can she have feet? That’s not canon. Everyone knows that everyone in Fire Emblem Awakening was born without feet.

My favorite out of the bunch is the Steel Black. But they all look similar to the iPhone colors with the exception of crystal.

I’d be more concerned over the disc not being balanced, since he just put the sticker on one side. Even slightly unbalanced discs can screw with the drive over time.

I’m not saying I think the show should continue, but I think Joan would definitely support her daughter and would love this segment.

Looks like James Franco found his new waifu, sorry Kimiko-tan.