Bahaha those teeny controller ports are amazing. 

Kotaku also used to host/broadcast/whatever a brief run of Game Center DX/Retro Game Master, so there is a mild history/purpose to this image. Just to add.

Suikoden 2

Yes.

FINE. I bought one. I’ve put it off far too long, anyway. I need the glow for my science.

FINE. I bought one. I’ve put it off far too long, anyway. I need the glow for my science.

FREAKIE!!

It’s ok, now it’s a pleasant surprise. 

I wanna hear more about the blurry image. So there's absolutely no way to clean it up? Laaame. 

I saw King of Monsters 1 and 2 on the list?

Just gimme that sweet sweet physical edition already.

Yeah, time traveling? Do tell, I wanna know thangs.

Well, it’s not the same song. Dreams by Cranberries, renamed Dream Lover by Faye. Then Bobby Darin has his own song called Dream Lover. Then Mariah's own song. SO MANY LOVER OF DREAMS.

These game blow? You blow your money on 'em?

Whoooa, reusing that License to Ill cover, eh?

Damn. You posted this the same minute I did. Still stuck in graygreys though.

Snaaaaaake ooooon meeeee, SNAKE ON ME

I wasn’t hugely invested in Aretha, but damn. There were tingles to be had from this.

God, dude. So glad to see you back. Every bit of good vibes I can send coming your way to push a speedy recovery from your absolutely temporary paralysis. You were missed.

I wanted to put some ridiculous number out there, but I think that's actually how long the 5 minute battle took. 8 eps. 

Put one on each foot, then clack your heels together for an epic 8 episode long battle.