Mayo doesn't go bad...it changes ALIGNMENT...

I have a bottle of liquid fabric softener and it has since "separated". I have to give it a shake to use it. Works well enough for my needs, but I just put the cap into the front load of the wash and not through the receptacle because I'm confident it won't separate and leave a mess in the cup.

You are my hero today.

If Chiarelli had his composure, he could have asked back about why he left USC in wake of the two-year suspension. I'm pretty sure Carroll's head would have exploded.

I heard that the cigar 'stache was big in the 1470s.

This guy from Terminus comes to mind

2009

Radical!

The suspect's accomplice is pictured above.

Thank you. I enjoyed reading this article.

Writers' heads are often a bag of snakes.

Chavs.

Pretty sure Marie Curie's ghost is radioactive and she's ready to kick some Carnegie ass.

I was looking for Jacob (Mark Pellegrino), who was referenced several times in the list, but disappointed he didn't make the list. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0671032…

I agree with the characterization that "Chinese food" isn't really Chinese in a number of ways. It's specialized, fast food that North Americans know AND thousands of years of cooking history across dozens of cultures that comprise "China" proper. Our cultural shorthand shouldn't substitute for the real thing.

I'm not sure I'd count a sucker punch, but if it's an NFL Hunger Games the people want, then it's an NFL Hunger Games they should get!

You should really credit Dog for his input on this article.