Congratulations, Mr. Mowter and Mr. panthercougar, on COTD! I would like to award you with a hearse which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she drops off her cargo.
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I bought a cargo van to move cross-country. It was boring and white, so I had a couple friends use it as their canvas. They got a cool rolling billboard across the country, and I got something more fun than your typical construction van.
That’s an art car, not a shitty paintjob.
NEMESIS!
don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.
“fell asleep”
Joe Bob: I will help you bear this burden, Cletus. So long as it is yours to bear.
Jesus. they all park WITHIN the lines.
Who the hell let this happen?! who was supposed to be watching David right now huh? Patrick?!
“AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.”
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How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.
This makes me all warm and tingly.
My father almost bought a Sterling. That was the year he almost remembered my birthday.
The last honk concert I went to was Florida Georgia Line.
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‘party in the living areas almost nightly. Inmates drink, use drugs and barbecue’. Damn, these guys are living better than I do.