“He said this is fair to young and healthy people, who can now “pick and choose” their insurance”

Brandon, like many toddlers of its generation, decided to enjoy his freedom with a little coin snack, sticking a two-pence coin in his mouth. Since toddlers are idiots and the coin is a choke-able object. the firefighters realized they’d have to abandon the more time-consuming but non-destructive methods to get in…

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

Wrong assessment. He shouldn’t have gone whipping as fast as he thought possible (that is, faster than he could safely judge the road). By the time he started thinking about ‘oh what do I do now’ he was already committed to going too fast into too tight of a corner. That is, he was fucked. The unfixable mistake was…

Huh, it’s good that Honda updated the Rebel finally. Interesting to see the passenger seat delete that I did on my Rebel bobber a couple years ago.

Was this their range extender?

I am a leaf on the road. Watch how I charge.

Poor poor rich people, forced to live like the poors.

I feel like I can say with total confidence that literally no black person on that train (“rap minstrel” or otherwise) said:

TL;DR: NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

There is only one man qualified to answer this question, and he happens to work at your office.

And I’ve also heard that Robert is 1 day from retirement and is getting married next week...

You really have a knack for finding cars that I REALLY like, for prices that I would JUST start to feel sour about paying... Good job.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

goddammit. have a star.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.