Ah, border patrol.

Poor lane integrity is a big one for me. Not keeping in lane on the highway, or more often than not ending up in the incorrect lane after a left or right turn. (We all do the latter, but not 100% of the time)

Look at their car. Are there blemishes? Not necessarily a sign that someone is a bad driver, but I always give them more space. Either they dinged it while parking, someone else dinged it because they carelessly parked next to someone who doesn’t care about their car, or they’ve been in a fender bender, or and the…

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

Holy crap Jason, you came up with all of that in what, 1 or 2 hours since the trailer was released?

When did sunlight qualify as debris in the road?????

Of course there was debris on the road, it’s the fucking tail. There is sand and gravel on the inside and outside of every corner, random branches fall into the road, pieces from some other idiots wreck, and that’s not even mentioning the other idiots who will be driving too fast and lane cutting.

...there was some debris on the road and the driver lost traction.

It’s not about what people want, it’s what’s profitable for the car company.

Meh, dunno why they’re bothering with this crap. Just modernize the FJ Cruiser a bit and bring it back to production, that’s what the real outdoorsy people want, not some glorified crossover.

That tailgate is rad as hell.

Oh man I laughed so hard at that meme at the end smh. I felt bad for the guy (and still do) but that is hilarious

I don’t even speak to my republican coworkers after one fucker told me “I guess you’ll be moving back to somalia now” on November 9th. I work at a nonprofit in Silicon Valley and have never lived in HOA.

I have to say, Trump is making my arguments with my Republican co-workers so fucking easy these days. They can’t respond to half the stuff I point out.

Does this mean the car is totaled?

It’s times like these that I miss Kinja’s image annotations the most.

Where’s the video of the mustang crash?

Finally.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.