The tone of these cooking posts where the writers and commenters try to be all 'NO HOMO!!!!' and 'Dudez, we're gonna be GUYZ and we're gonna fuckin' cook this thing right here!!!' and 'Yeahhh, we're guys hangin' out and cookin' the hell out of this!!!' is so fucking stupid. Just shut the fuck up. Give us the recipe…

When you told your mom you were moving to NYC to work in media, you didn't think your work as a poorly paid Gawker underling would involve calling people names, did you?

You sound like such an idiot. I hope your girlfriend wises up and dumps you. But since her standards suck anyway, she probably won't.

I agree. Deadspin's NBA coverage has been disgracefully lacking anyway.

It's not that different from ESPN, Yahoo or SI. In fact those sites have excellent stories on them. Woj from Yahoo breaks interesting stories all the time. SI's writing staff is really good. ESPN has a shit ton of video content. Deadspin is like the drunk suburban dad at the bar who laughs at everyone but knows his…

Also sprach Metta World Peace auf Twitter:

Ah, finally you people deigned to cover this story which every other sports site has already analyzed. Your NBA coverage is seriously lacking. And yeah, it's shameful and demeaning that an ex hack writer from ESPN gets to call the shots at an NBA team and have the power to fire a great coach. This is why math nerds…

Ah, finally you people deigned to cover this story which every other sports site has already analyzed. Your NBA coverage is seriously lacking. And yeah, it's shameful and demeaning that an ex hack writer from ESPN gets to call the shots at an NBA team and have the power to fire a great coach. This is why math nerds…