What kind of creepy ass school did you attend?

But then sometimes The Land of Eternal Sunshine, right?

Stay where you are. We’ll come to you.

Journalism for the new millennium. Sigh.

VERY IMPORTANT COUNTERPOINT:

Article was edited after commenters pointed out the oversight.

The article was changed after commenters pointed out that they had missed the point that she was quoting the song.

Same - but it took me a minute!

Of course! How can you not?

Just popping in to say these clips are gold!

There’s No Business like Show Business. Sing it Ethel!

The lyrics are just so fitting. The show must go on!

#gawkersomillennial