Pretty much like my ‘10 TDI wagon, except no sunroof - that thing leaks like a sieve and the drainage system is a joke.

If I won the lottery and could have only one, I’d take the F1.

GoPro?

Luftwaffe?

USS Zumwalt

Monkey Business

Would it have killed them to put a different motor in it?

IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE????

You’re welcome.

Meanwhile, Maryland passed HB235 last night:

And the Teabaggers insist that government doesn't create jobs.

I'm amazed they let some random dude get that close to it.

It’s such a fine line between clever and stupid.

Sounds like someone will soon be flying rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

I imagine there’s quite a lot of Cadillac ELR’s laying around, too.

Nein! Das ist SEHR sketchy.

This seems more appropriate today:

I was on his national campaign staff - part 1 and part 2. What can I say, I was a freshly-minted poli-sci major with West Wing ambitions.

I mean a giant luxury yacht with at least two televisions; the kind of boat Gary Hart was using to have sex with that woman back in 1987.