So what you’re saying is that people who have broken the law to come to this country, broken the law to stay in this country, and likely broken the law to work in this country, should feel perfectly comfortable going to a place populated by people who ENFORCE the law, and where people are judged and sentenced for…

Okay. Well, I watched it and thought it sucked because it just wasn’t funny.

Yeah, fuck the trolls and everything but it’s not a great special. It really felt like she was paid via a bonus structure that kicked in whenever she made a drunk girl in the audience yell “Woo!”

I tried watching this but tapped out at like, 4 minutes in when she started saying something about waking up to someone eating her puss in college. Nope.

Agree. Proven by the results of this election.

I don’t think that celebrity endorsements / opposition are as effective as people like to believe.

They got Kony Ealy for basically nothing. He still has a lot of potential.

That always bites them come play off time. Oh, wait-no it doesn’t. Until proven otherwise, ABB&B-Always Believe in Brady & Bellichick.

I still don’t get the hate for the Big Bang Theory. I am what most would call nerdy (I build my own computers, play video games,work in the industry, etc.). I’ve watched the show from the beginning and still find it funny. If people’s conclusion is that all nerds are like what they see there, that seems to be more of…

[Sees Patriots moves]

Bringing Allen Branch back was not a big-money item, but as important as any on this list. I’m no aficionado, but I think that guy’s one of the most underrated defensive players in the league. He’s never really even talked about among the Patriots’ best but I think he’s been increasingly good for three years now.

Woo, boy. RIP your mentions. Arguably? NO ONE DENIES THIS!!1!

Couple of things to add:

1) Completely redoing your constitutional model is not easy. Why haven’t we Americans gotten rid of the electoral college? It’s anti-democracy, after all. Having a queen with no formal power is less anti-democratic than having Presidential canidates get over 2 million more votes and still lose. Changing things is…

There isn’t a rational answer. It isn’t about rationality, it’s about national identity.

I feel more guilty for snickering at this casual bombshell:

but he smiled when he played baseball

Coincidentally, this is also the procedure for when the CEO of AutoZone dies.

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol